See this dude? He's 25, English, and traveling the world for 3 weeks dressed as a Smurf.
What? You say.
Why it's the oldest story in the book. Young Ian Tomkins owns a costume shop in Newbury. Knowing that the Smurfs 50th anniversary was upon us he ordered 500 smurf costumes from China to meet his neighbors', Smurf celebration needs. Why 500? That's the smallest number of Smurf costumes you can order from this factory in China.
Whoops! 500 people didn't want Smurf costumes. So, duh, time to travel the world dressed as a Smurf selling said costumes to a broader audience.
Safe travels Ian! Watch out for Gargamel, and gay bashers, and children with sticky fingers.
Posts
1 comment:
You could have used a better picture..
Post a Comment