Psych! Funny Things Still Occuring!

I could seriously fly to Ohio and kiss Ms. Michelle Allen on the lips for returning a sense of the absurd to my life.

As you can see, she's dressed as a cow. Question: What was she doing before getting her mug shot taken in costume???
Answer: Chasing neighborhood kids, blocking traffic and peeing on a neighbor's porch. She actually got off with a warning the 1st time, but cops had to come back later that night because you can't keep a good woman in a cow suit down!!!

Also, she showed up to sentencing in costume. That's how you can tell a mad woman from a budding genius.

Michelle Allen, I salute you!!!