Out of the Iron Lung, into the Manhole

I know you've all been worried about Ms. Elizabeth Taylor's health but word on the street, slash People Magazine online, has it that she was holding court at her favorite gay bar last Thursday. Her first time out in months.
Aw.
I love this quote, 'Before she was wheeled outside, an assistant placed a pair of rhinestone sunglasses on the ever-stylish star. "She needed help getting into the car," says the witness. "As [they] drove away in this gigantic black sedan, all you could see was those sunglasses and a big smile on her face."

Don't you dare die on us Liz!!!! You told me diamonds were forever!!!