Mixed messages much???

Well yes it IS an abstinence thong.
If you can't see, it says 'Earn your right to wear white'. And fyi it's not a vagina, it's your 'under-goodie'.

We've come full circle people. In tonight's production of the rapture the 4 horsemen will be played by the Queer Eye gays and they'll be riding Teletubbies. And I will give 1 MILLION (fake) DOLLARS to anyone who can draw me a picture.

Ah! That's more like it! Sweatpants always say, 'Let's just hold on a minute.'











'Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder'
Wait, I'm confused again. Are they saying, if we hadn't had sex we wouldn't have this stinkin' baby?? Or are they telling the baby not to have sex? Or are they just saying, you'll like this baby better if you don't molest it? Sorry I know that's gross but they totally started it!!!