Oh, Kanye!

Kanyes say the craziest shit!
I know, I know! He's so full of himself he never has room for jello, and he's sex obsessed to the point of programing a Super Mario Bros style video game at 9, featuring a penis with arms and legs who, like, battles ghost vaginas, BUT he wears great outfits and his crazy town always puts a smile on my face.
Ghost vaginas.

Here's my new favorite bout of boastful braggadocio from Yahoo, via E! online:

"I have, like, nuclear power, like a superhero, like Cyclops when he puts his glasses on."

Um, glass? Monocle??