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Pallin' Around With Terrorists

Remember 'domestic terrorist' Bill Ayers? He wanted to destroy America, dement the youth, and launch Barak's political career all before lunch?

Yeah, he was in the 'Questions for...' section of the NYTimes Magazine this weekend.

It was pretty much what you'd expect (he wrote a book about ending white supremacy) but he does have one glimmering quote that I really hope is based in reality...

Q: ...you became newly famous last year, after Sarah Palin accused Obama of “pallin’ around with terrorists.” A: I did send her a note after the election. I suggested that we have a talk show together called “Pallin’ Around With Sarah and Bill.” I haven’t heard back.

I would watch that! I can take 'House' out of Tivo rotation in a second, that bisexual MS lady doctor gets on my nerve. Too many intense looks.

Porno for Palin

This is said porn actress dressed as Sarah Palin, for the major motion porno, 'Nalin' Palin'
Just go ahead and admit that you're stunned, impressed, confused and maybe a little antsy in your pants.

Oh, And, Uh...

This is the woman playing Sarah Palin in the upcoming Hustler porno, 'Nailin' Palin'. Just FYI. I wouldn't mind if she played me in a made for TV movie. By the way, my boobs are totally that big.

This is All I Have to Say on the Subject

I wasn't going to say anything about the whole, 'Palin $150k wardrobe-gate shenanigans' thing because I'm deeply, deeply jealous that she got all those free clothes.

Do you know how much Forever 21 and Daisy Fuentes for Kohl's I could buy for that kind of cash-ola???? Uh, yeah, a lot. That's enough funky biz casual for the rest of my life.















Huffpo managed to find my angle though...apparently Ms. Sarah was mighty pissed at the wardrobe lady at SNL last weekend. The scuffle was wardrobe based in nature. See they (unAmerican, lefty, New Yorkers) wanted her to wear the same outfit Tina Fey was going to wear, that red blazer, which references the old down-home Palin. Palin, on the other hand, wanted to wear her new fancy duds. That's why they call it a carefully controlled image.

Her image has changed since she was rescued from the meth capital of the Universe, she's pretend rich now wardrobe lady! Get it right!!!

Also she was not funny. Sorry, she just wasn't.

Oh Those Feminazi Boner-killers

Honestly, I never heard about this guy before but: Jim Quinn, who has an apparently, VERY socially conservative radio program, thinks we get our feminist member cards at Planned Parenthood after we abort our 1st fetus. Then I guess, we eat the fetus.
Feminists, not so much with the mothering.

What??? Everyone knows you get your card after you provide proof you've laughed in the face of a naked man while pointing at his wiener and holding up your pinky finger. Also it can take 6-8 weeks. No, just kidding, they over night it.

He says Gloria Steinem hates on Ms. Palin because, "Palin blew it...she refused the sacrificial right of passage, better known as the Eucharist of the feminist church: abortion. That's right. She declined to slaughter her own unborn child, Trig, to the goddess of feminism, even after doctors told her that he was one of those Down syndrome 'throw-aways.' "

following it up with.."Gloria Steinem, think(s) the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence should've read, 'All women are endowed by Mother Earth with an inalienable right to eat their own young,'"

I'm sorry, that's just gross.
Question: Is there someone out there who really thinks feminists eat their aborted fetuses?? With relish? And possibly even with relish??? I think the public school system is letting them down. No child left behind my ass.

Journey to the Center of the b/tards

I know I'm going to get my tree huggin, elitist, coast centric, liberal card yanked, but here I am, linking to the National Review and Michelle Malkin in the same day.
Seriously people, the RAPTURE.


None the less Malkin has a really good breakdown of the whole Sarah Palin Yahoo account debacle. It's interesting because I had heard of the b/tards only recently in connection to their unorganized but unrelenting harassment of the parents of a teenager who'd committed suicide.
They seem nice.

Heartless

Heehee! You know how they've been playing Heart's 'Barracuda' whenever anyone mentions Sarah Palin's name or she walks across a stage???
Well guess who was none too pleased about that?
Yeah, Heart.


Their first response was Thursday morning after hearing their song used in concert with Palin's appearance.

"We have asked the Republican campaign publicly not to use our music. We hope our wishes will be honored."

Polite but fair.
BUT! then the Republican's went and used it again last night, completely pissing off all Heart members, making them feel, "...completely fucked over"
So they had to, you know, for real now, make it clear,

"Sarah Palin's views and values in NO WAY represent us as American women. We ask that our song 'Barracuda' no longer be used to promote her image. The song 'Barracuda' was written in the late 70s as a scathing rant against the soulless, corporate nature of the music business, particularly for women...While Heart did not and would not authorize the use of their song at the RNC, there's irony in Republican strategists' choice to make use of it there."

Jeez Louise GOP! What do you need? Sky writing? Smoke signal? A subliminal brain wave sent through your molars by the IMF???
STOP PERVERTING A RAD SONG ALREADY!!!!!!!!

And now for the RNC

Seeing Sarah Palin like this is the closest I've ever come to voting Republican.

Damn them!!!
Their pandering is working!!!!

I will try to watch the speeches tonight and let you know if anything worthwhile happens, but I can't make any promises.