You Know You Still Like MJ!

And I know you know, that you want this oil portrait of him as King.
Yeah, that and all manner of other wacky shit he's auctioning off in April.

So go get your self that second job at Hot Dog on a Stick and save up for your single, crystal encrusted glove or perhaps a golf cart with yet another portrait of him, this time as peter pan, air brushed onto the hood.

He also for some reason (confessions of a shopaholic!) has Edward Scissor Hands', scissor hands.

I'm gonna have to put a lot of hot dogs on a lot of sticks to get them, but then I'll make millions cutting hair and creating topiary.
Right?