Bad Paintings of Obama!

Um, I think you mean awesome paintings of Obama!!!

You Know You Still Like MJ!

And I know you know, that you want this oil portrait of him as King.
Yeah, that and all manner of other wacky shit he's auctioning off in April.

So go get your self that second job at Hot Dog on a Stick and save up for your single, crystal encrusted glove or perhaps a golf cart with yet another portrait of him, this time as peter pan, air brushed onto the hood.

He also for some reason (confessions of a shopaholic!) has Edward Scissor Hands', scissor hands.

I'm gonna have to put a lot of hot dogs on a lot of sticks to get them, but then I'll make millions cutting hair and creating topiary.
Right?

Putin Paints!

Not a huge Vlad Putin fan.
He's got that weird evil thing going on, but to me his name sounds kind of dirty. So...he has that to recommend him. I can't think of another dirtier sounding head of state surname. Not now that Vajpayee is no longer driving Pakistan's ship.
It's pronounced Vadge-pie. Hee!

Since Putin fake stepped down as Russia's #1 he's been putting out all this manly press about himself, usually about being shirtless and killing something or driving something powerful and heavy. But, like Hitler (too soon?) he has a softer art faggy side to him. He paints, but unlike Hitler (sorry it's true) he is a shitty artist.














So, so, so bad. Like something a 8 year old girl would paint and not in an outsider art kind of way. These paintings are (literally) screaming out for a magnet and a fridge to put it on, but they'll be auctioned for charity so I guess that's good.