Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Bad News for Men, Bad News for Women















1. Bad news for women:
If you're a straight woman then this is probably one of those 'department of duh' studies but there's an orgasm gap in this country!! In serious relationships women are coming 80% as frequently as men and in causal hook-ups it's more like 30% of the time.

Attention straight men - the likelihood of 1 night stands will go through the roof if you stop treating us like real dolls.


2. Bad news for men:
Though it's couched as good news, researchers have adjusted down the percentage of secretly illegitimate children from 1 in 10 to 1 in 25. Cuckolding.
Um, 1 in 25 still seems pretty high as far as unwittingly raising another man's child as your own goes. Sorry dudes.
I was actually reading this woman hater website that was agitating for mandatory paternity tests at birth and I thought the guy was a total jack off but maybe men should be fighting for that right. Who knew?

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