THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU'LL DO ALL YEAR!!!!

Is watch the film, 'Strange Love, Married to the Eiffel Tower'.
Click the link to watch the whole film online.

I'm not easily shocked, people, but I have never sat for 40min with my jaw this slack in amazement.
See, this film is about Object Sexualists. Women (all women for some reason) who are in love with intimate objects.

But for the love of GOD, do not call their lovers inanimate!!!

And I do mean LOVERS. These women have pretty graphic love affairs with their objects, including one woman who became a world champion archer because she was so 'connected' with her bow, Lance. She termed the sex, 'mindblowing'.

There are some kind of ick moments; another woman talks about shouting, 'I want your fluids, I want your fluids' while she climaxes having sex with an amusement park ride. But there's an equally, weirdly touching moment when the pastor of her church tells her she isn't going to be booted from church because of her relationship with an alter bannister, because, 'God opens the door.'

Oh and yeah, that's the other thing, object sexuals have open relationships! They're poly amourous, which means a woman can be married to the Eifle Tower while still having a serious releationship with the Berlin Wall which, in turn, is married to a Swedish woman with 9 cats.

Are you feeling me here???? You need to watch this movie!!!! Do it!!!


(Apologies to Pickle for using your vaca photo to illustrate, but whatever, it's an amazing photo, c'mon!)