Showing posts with label bad news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad news. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Bad News for Men, Bad News for Women















1. Bad news for women:
If you're a straight woman then this is probably one of those 'department of duh' studies but there's an orgasm gap in this country!! In serious relationships women are coming 80% as frequently as men and in causal hook-ups it's more like 30% of the time.

Attention straight men - the likelihood of 1 night stands will go through the roof if you stop treating us like real dolls.


2. Bad news for men:
Though it's couched as good news, researchers have adjusted down the percentage of secretly illegitimate children from 1 in 10 to 1 in 25. Cuckolding.
Um, 1 in 25 still seems pretty high as far as unwittingly raising another man's child as your own goes. Sorry dudes.
I was actually reading this woman hater website that was agitating for mandatory paternity tests at birth and I thought the guy was a total jack off but maybe men should be fighting for that right. Who knew?