Yes We Can...Eat All That Sushi, Keep the Sake Coming!

via Gawker

For me, there's never enough sushi or enough Obama, so I'm kind of surprised I didn't come up with this independently.
Well not surprised, more...wistful.

Without Comment

An Ohio man is facing trial for what seemed, at 1st, like an innocent sleepover but culminated in him hand cuffing his female guest to a chair, naked but for an adult diaper, and reading bible passages to her for 3 days.

So stop complaining about your commute, or not having enough cash for a vacation or how uncomfortable your chair is.

(did that count as 'comment'?)

What Would Bob Barker Do?

Retire. Hang out with Tom Bergeron and his dog, and keep that bottle of tequila close at hand.

What Wouldn't Bob Barker do?? Watch 'The Price is Right'.

Throw in, 'become that weird lady who buys 40 lottery tickets every day' and you have my retirement plan too!!

Oh, Kanye!

Kanyes say the craziest shit!
I know, I know! He's so full of himself he never has room for jello, and he's sex obsessed to the point of programing a Super Mario Bros style video game at 9, featuring a penis with arms and legs who, like, battles ghost vaginas, BUT he wears great outfits and his crazy town always puts a smile on my face.
Ghost vaginas.

Here's my new favorite bout of boastful braggadocio from Yahoo, via E! online:

"I have, like, nuclear power, like a superhero, like Cyclops when he puts his glasses on."

Um, glass? Monocle??

Mini

Miniatures.
Check out my bgf Maggie's new blog, The Littles, devoted to the lives of her miniatures. The whole blog was inspired by the Oakland Airport so you know you're in for something special!

M.I.A. B.A.B.Y Update

From ONTD a picture!

I want to say as an aside, that I'm not into the whole celebrities procreate thing but this is MIA so obsession is warranted.

Aside 2, I totes had that much hair when I was born too. I believe my parents called me 'the missing link' well into my todler-hood. They also called me 'Oops' for quite a while too, but that's another story.