We're All Trying to be Less Douchy

Last night, Kanye was murdered.
Not really but an obnoxious cartoon version of him was on South Park.

Wouldn't you think he'd totally freak out, throwing his diamond shoes through a window and almost breaking his mac book with his furious blog typing?
Well he didn't, and people it's a whole new Kanye. One who's trying to move away from his image as a 'HUGE DOUCHE'

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" IT'S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE'S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I'M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I'M SURE THERE'S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS... THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ME!

Bravo, young dbag, I think we can all take home the message of being a doper person by not always telling people that you are, in fact, dope.
But did you know your caps lock was on? Just saying.

Oh, Kanye!

Kanyes say the craziest shit!
I know, I know! He's so full of himself he never has room for jello, and he's sex obsessed to the point of programing a Super Mario Bros style video game at 9, featuring a penis with arms and legs who, like, battles ghost vaginas, BUT he wears great outfits and his crazy town always puts a smile on my face.
Ghost vaginas.

Here's my new favorite bout of boastful braggadocio from Yahoo, via E! online:

"I have, like, nuclear power, like a superhero, like Cyclops when he puts his glasses on."

Um, glass? Monocle??

What's New in Muppets?

First of all...how in the eff did they get this shot from the Great Muppet Caper??? It went on for-ever.

Second of all, great Muppet news all around! If you're into that kind of thing, and I am. There's a new Muppet movie coming out and it's being written by Jason Segel, from How I Met Your Mother and the writer/lead of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I've been crushed out on that kid since Freaks and Geeks, but I think I got over it after seeing him naked for so long in Forgetting. TMI Jason.

Anyway! He's a Muppet traditionalist so there'll be no Muppets from Space or Muppet Treasure Island funny business going on. I personally think Muppets from Space is hy-sterical, but I look forward to a return to a more Capery kind of movie. Especially if it involves synchronized swimmers, diamond theves and Miss Piggy on a motorcycle. Plus lots and lots of Animal, Janis and Dr. Teeth.


But wait! There's more!!
MTV is working on a 'black' version of the Muppets with Kanye West. You have to scroll way to the bottom for the brief mention. That's basically all the info I could find on that subject but I will obvi keep you posted.





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Update from bestie Jeff in Boston - brought to you from the good people at the muppet wiki - how the muppets rode bikes..TA-DA! My childhood is officially over.