It's a Dog, GET OVER IT!

I know it's bad.
The economy's in the shitter for reasons even Planet Money can barely make intelligible, there's Iraq, and torture and high waisted pants are back in fashion but are we so hard up for a good vibe that we need to collectively slaver all over this only moderately cute dog??

Plus, I'm sorry Sasha and Malia or Ted Kennedy or whoever came up with it, but Bo is not a good name for a dog. Especially if the dog's last name is Obama.
You have to think these things through!

The Kind of Dog I'd Prefer

The 1st Dog

I know you already know, but I felt remiss in not posting a picture.

Did Sasha and Malia really want a Portuguese Water Dog or did their dad make them accept it because of Ted Kennedy's brain tumor?

My verdict: Pretty cute, but you know, it's a puppy. Judgment reserved till the midterm elections when the fucker's all grown.

What Would Bob Barker Do?

Retire. Hang out with Tom Bergeron and his dog, and keep that bottle of tequila close at hand.

What Wouldn't Bob Barker do?? Watch 'The Price is Right'.

Throw in, 'become that weird lady who buys 40 lottery tickets every day' and you have my retirement plan too!!

Pets in Uniform???

Yes please!!
For the love of god if you have a pet please pay for this service and send me the resulting pics.
As the website sagely notes, 'This could be your pet'

Criminally Fancy

A lot of people dress their dogs up right? I see it all the time. Not this dressed up but...
Well the Brittish ASPCA (RSPCA) are threatening legal action against people who over dress their doggies.

I know, blah, blah, animal welfare but dogs knew what they were getting themselves into when they naturally selected themselves for our pleasure.

I mean check out the cuteness factor on Tori Spelling's beloved pug Mimi LaRue dressed up as Annie!






















This post is dedicated to Ms. LaRue who passed away last June.
She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly - Tori Spelling

Things the Dog Swallowed

Slide show of what the dog done swallowed. Plus one snake.

For Your Enjoyment

JT checks out Rihanna's back end. Obvi you would too. In fact you probably are right now!! Me too. Don't tell Chris Brown.





















AND! This strange, creative man and his weaponized doggie.











Just for fun people! Enjoy your humpday!

Desperate Times!

I wouldn't normally do this but I think we all need a pick me up on Thursday at 5:45, right? Especially if you're the kind of person who has to leave work, hike to the top of San Francisco and introduce 18 single people to each other.
Oh, just me?? Never mind. Enjoy the dog freaking out at a Vitamin Water bottle via Cuteoverload.


















I could seriously look at him all day, that expression is priceless!