She's Rich, Bitch!

Yes, Tina Fey is one rich bitch. You'd prob figure that out on your own if you thought about it for half a second but aren't we all a little conditioned to assume that actors = the people they play on TV?
Liz Lemon only has $12k in the bank and eats off brand Hot Cheetos but Tina Fey just bought a huge Trump-esque pad with a maid's room and a butler's pantry on the Upper West Side.

Why is it always the talented driven people who succeed in this life? What about those of us who just wanna party with our friends and surf the internet? When's our time?

Pictures of the fabulosity via Gawker:

Tina Fey Cured My Astigmatism

I was a little drunk when I watched 30 Rock last night but even through the haze I was like, 'Damn, I can't believe how much product placement they gave McDonalds with this McFlurry bullshit!'

But I understand, this is how my favorite scripted and reality (especially reality) shows get made in a post Tivo world.

But then!!! On a flaxen haired unicorn Tina Fey rides in to dispel my jaderade:

"It gives me great pleasure to inform you that the references to McDonald's in last night's episode of 30 Rock were in no way product placement. (Nor were they an attempt at product placement that fell through.) We received no money from the McDonald's Corporation. We were actually a little worried they might sue us. That's just the kind of revenue-generating masterminds we are.

Also, the upcoming story line where Liz Lemon starts dating Grimace is just based on a recurring dream I have.

Seriously, though, it's not product placement.

Also, whoever is writing my Twitter account is pretty funny, but it's not me."

-Tina Fey

Aw! Tiny authentic tear!!

PS. I know, Salma's rack is near-mythical

Oprah Again!

Maybe you know, maybe you don't but Ms. Oprah will be on 30 Rock this November!!! They filmed the segment earlier this week and in a press release Tina Fey stated, "I would like to announce that we are officially best friends."