Just, ew.

From Gawker, Rush Limbaugh is getting married...to a woman only one year older than me. For some reason I'm personally offended.
















I understand that he's rich or whatever, but just, ew. Plus you know he won't let you change anything in the house around and he's prob like, 'blah, blah, blah, blah' constantly, like even in bed.

I just really don't get women who will marry the richest most disgusting person they can find. I guess she's hoping to divorce well.

Hee, Hee!

I know that Rush Limbaugh has his million man minions but I just can't take him seriously.

The things he says are just so over the top weird, I don't know, they circle back around to satire. Did you hear his comment on the whole John Edwards possibly impregnating but definitely banging a random blond who isn't the cancer-ridden mother of his children?
Check it - "Edwards might be attracted to a woman whose mouth did something besides talk"

And then he goes on to connect the dots (though, I get it dude)

1. Elizabeth is smarter than John
2. Smart women are bossy and never shut up
3. When women talk it's a waste of good tongue flappin
EQUALS: You can convince a woman who is dumber than you to shut up and start sucking your cock

Ah, that brings clarity to the subject! Thanks Rush! Now I totally forgive him for imperiling the future of the Democratic party for four EM-EFFING more years.

Oh, and also I should probably work on my obnoxious smart-mouthy ways if I wanna keep my man meat around.

Sorry for the pot shot, Rush, I'm (kinda) better than that.