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from indiemuse, via special correspondent Cormac.
Obvi more Obama to come.

Tivo Worthy

Barack's going to be on SNL the weekend before the election!!


















Seth Meyers, who's now the head writer, got drunk at this week's after party and blurted out the news. Awesome!
Please tell me there's not some kind of obscure jinx involved.

I mean, the UFO Alien did pick Obama over the summer, so I guess we have nothing to worry about, right?

Jill Biden = Rad Lady

Since Joe Biden is basically a non-entity in this race you're probably deafened by the Jill Biden silence. She's not black, didn't have a drug problem, and never shot anything out of a helicopter. Uh, so who cares?

Maybe you should check out the Vogue profile on her. She seems totally rad! It's worth noting that Joe Biden is completely surrounded on all sides by smart, awesome women, including his like 700 sisters and 10,000 nieces.

I'm personally in to her because she's from South Jersey, and is a community college teacher, but I think you'll pick up on her vibe after you read this -

It wasn't all that long ago that Jill Biden was forbidding her husband to run for president. She tells a funny story about a day when a bunch of Democratic Party bigwigs had planted themselves in her living room to try to convince Joe Biden that 2004 was his year to unseat George Bush. Jill was sitting out by the pool in a bikini—fuming. Unable to stand it any longer, she got up, found a Magic Marker, and wrote the word no across her stomach and then paraded through the meeting. "They got the message," she says with a laugh.

Feel me?? Plus! She was 53 at the time and still willing to use her body to send a political message.

HaHa! Awesome!

Entertainment Weekly, the best bathroom read in the WORLD, exceeds expectations! How amazing is this week's cover?!?!?!?!?!?! Answer: Super! It could have been tragic if it didn't feature Jon and Stephen, but they're so on spot I wanna have this cover blown up to hang over my bed.
Well, not really but you know, I could look at it for a long time and have a good chortle.

Colbert's only worry??? "...that he's ''hippier'' than the potential First Lady. Gesturing at his own waist, he moans, ''I could drop a baby like a peasant.'''

I would like to go to pilates with Michelle, she is a damn brick house.

Just for Fun

swoon, sigh, aw.

Finally Something to Believe in!!!!!

Finally the Alien from World Weekly News speaks!
And it's official, Barack Obama for the win!!!!!













I'm soooo relieved that I don't have to worry any more. I mean this Alien is crazy prescient! Maybe our two races have more in common than we once thought.


Oh and, um, Michael Phelps is related to the Bat Boy










Apparently his secret weapon was swooping around Beijing devouring swarms of protein rich mosquitoes.
Smart Phelps.
You have to admit, the resemblance is uncanny.