From the Dept of DUH!

Elizabeth Edwards is writing, not a 'tell all' but a 'tell some'. Via Huffpo - 'In her new memoir, "Resilience," Elizabeth Edwards says her husband should not have run for president.'

DUH!

Sherri Shepherd...Not as Bad as You May Have Thought

I know we don't like Sherri on the View. She doesn't know if the Earth is flat or round and she was going to vote for McCain based solely on the fact that Sarah Palin has a child with Down Syndrome but...well sometimes she's still funny. She's Tracy Jordan's wife on 30 Rock and she has a guest spot on WWE Smackdown this week!

I suggest you watch the video...she really knows how to turn wrestling in to wrasslin'. Though, on second thought, if you're icked out by the thought of Sherri's bedroom behavior I'd say skip it.

Finallly Some Answers!

You should check out all of The Stranger's 2009 Sex Survey Results but here's my favorite:
I especially wouldn't want to have sex with Tim Geithner. Though, of course, I have the utmost respect.

Another Great Moment With Martellus Bennett

Martellus is the Cowboy's tight end who gave us our last great WTF moment with the hypothetical Angelina Jolie feeding you pancakes and farting scenario. I'm starting to really love Martellus's blog. He's so upbeat and he LOLs a lot more than I would expect from a 350lb man. For that, I respect him.

Plus, he asks the questions most of us are afraid to. In his most recent post he addresses a question that I thought stopped plaguing us in the 60's. Apparently his white friends just won't stop asking why black people love fried chicken. LOL!!

In the interest of getting to the bottom of this stereotype, he polls his black friends to find the answer.

Of course, it's Martellus himself who has the best answer -

11) my answer: everybody loves chicken despite race sex gender chicken is scrumptious and everyone enjoys it. If you haven't had chicken go get some.

With all that being said I am about to go get me a spicy ten piece with fo (four) biscuits and a large red beans from popeyes. I don't need a drink because I have purple koolaid at home.

Never stop chasing your dreams.

Peace, Love and Happiness

Marty B

Worth It!

It's a Golden Girl's kind of week, as one Ms. Sophia Petrillo's (ne Estelle Getty) belongings go up for auction. Yes, yes, kind of macabre. But! How much do you want Sophia's iconic rattan bag??? Or her over sized glasses? On their original lanyard!!

The glasses are a steal, estimated to go for around $500. The bag is estimated to go for under $1500.
What??? Do you know how many new, non history making bags cost more than that? Shocking, but a steal for anyone who's smart enough, which I am, and has the cash flow, which I don't.

Whoa!

Did you know this???
Up until 1971 it was illegal for women to tend bar in California. TRUE!

Read the Wall Street Journal's history of women bartenders.
Added fun fact, a colonial woman named Betty Fanagan invented the cocktail. The WSJ would not lie to you.