Bad Paintings of Obama!

Um, I think you mean awesome paintings of Obama!!!

Van Halen...J'Acuse!

You can't just write 'Hot for Teacher' and then expect lady teachers to NOT have sex with their students, am I right?

Oh, you can?

I kid!

But in stone faced seriousness, I'm totally, totally fascinated with lady teacher - male middle school student sex. In a way that's prob way out of sync with the fact that we're talkin' child abuse here.

So without further incriminating comment... here's a bunch of stories about female teachers abusing their students! Wheeee, voyeurism!

Start with this 1st one from Rolling Stone because it's the juiciest and takes place in the dirty Jerz, aka New Jersey. Sex, Lies, and Phys Ed.

These 3 bitches all teach in Florida and were all arrested within 2 weeks of each other. Swamp fever!

In this one The New York Post has the nerve to call Lina Sinha a, '...sultry headmistress' after 2 boys (boys like 12 yrs old) came out with accusations of abuse. She's only being charged with statutory rape.

And from the lady who started the whole fad (drumroll......) an update on Mary Kay Letourneau and her husband Vili who she started dating when he was 12!

If you're not as familiar with their story as I am (by which I mean, intimately) here's a breakdown.
Their relationship is really the Coke Classic, the Air Jordans if you will of school sex scandals.

Enjoy!

Moobs

I hate to come back with this one, BUT I have free time and this article about 'Moobs', the sobriquet for Man Boobs, really caught my fancy.

From the very 1st sentence:

Search the newspaper archives and it's only when you get to 2004 that the "moob" heaves forth into the bra of popular culture.

Always a fan of a heaving bosom, even a metaphorical one.

Oh, who's this gentleman with the moob six pack? That's Ron from this seasons Biggest Looser. His moobs have been on quite a journey over the past couple weeks, though they are still a frightening, cautionary tale.

Side note: I have cable now and spent all last night watching Half Ton Teen, Half Ton Mom, and Half Ton Dad. TLC is AH-mazing! They might as well call it oddities and surgery.
The best!

This marathon also helped me to pick out my next career goal!
Do you know that there are people who's whole job is to, like, be your friend and help you with hospital stuff while you're getting gastric bypass?
That could be me! Patient liaison!