NO!!!!!!!!!!

Rumors are all aswirl that the Roots are going to stop touring to, I can hardly speak it....BECOME THE HOUSE BAND FOR JIMMY FALLON when he takes over from Conan.

You do not mix awesome things with irritating things!

Would you buy a down comforter that came with a perpetual house fly?????
NO!!!

It reminds me of how Andrea Zuckerman really ruined the 1st 5 seasons of 90210. Geez my Mom looked more like a Beverly Hills teenager than she did.

So now I have to Tivo Jimmy Fallon?? Ugh!

Fatty-back Alert

Do you have friends or relatives or weird neighbors who think their pets are people? Then you know how that always ends - uncomfortably fat doggies.

I guess this is a really big problem with service pets. You're all, thanks for keeping me from getting run over in the street, here's an entire boiled chicken.

Well there's a solution for every problem and leave it to those wacky Brits to come up with pitting 8 hugely fatty pets against each other the hopes of becoming Brittan's. Next. Top. Fattyback.
Er, I mean, be crowned 2008's pet fit club champ!!!
The 8 pets together weigh 421lbs, now and that is just disgusting.
Disgustingly adorable!!!

Big Hair and Big Teeth - A Jersey Girl's Dream Come True!

By far the best use of a camera I've EVER (!!!!!!!!!) seen via cuteoverload and fstop. Read about photog Julian Wolkenstein if you like but I prefer to let these beauties speak for their beautiful selves.

Gnome Thrower Sentenced Today

A Pennsylvania man got 2-4 years in jail, 5 years probation and drug counseling for getting ripped and pissed and throwing a garden gnome through a glass door at his 16yr old step daughter. Either gnome pieces or door pieces ended up hitting her face and giving her a pretty nasty facial laceration.

The gnome thrower retorted, "Obviously, you don't care," before being restrained by two sheriff's deputies and being dragged out of the court room.

This was all clearly an excuse to google image search garden gnomes.

Guess What????

The pregnant man, Thomas Beatie, is pregnant again!!! He just gave birth to his little girl, Susan, at the end of June (40 hour labor!!!) but he and his wife Nancy are back at it. Well, he and the donated sperm are back at it, but I digress.
Congrats Beatie family!!
Check out the slide show of the family with some kind of surreal (above) photos snuck in.

How Your Fancy Pants Get That Way

Do you wear pre-distressed jeans?
I don't, I never pay money to look broke. Looking broke should be cheap. I usually trend the other way with cheap goods that look fancy. For a month at least, until they fall apart.
I have a sunglasses graveyard that would bring a tear to the driest most deserty eye.

Anyway, distressed jeans - how they do that? Check out the photo blog of the dude behind ironicsans and his photo essay of this amazing denim factory in Kentucky.
For some reason some of the photos look vaguely sexual so use your judgment as to the safe for workiness. This one's the most borderline so I guess it's too late anyway. Haha!