A Pennsylvania man got 2-4 years in jail, 5 years probation and drug counseling for getting ripped and pissed and throwing a garden gnome through a glass door at his 16yr old step daughter. Either gnome pieces or door pieces ended up hitting her face and giving her a pretty nasty facial laceration.
The gnome thrower retorted, "Obviously, you don't care," before being restrained by two sheriff's deputies and being dragged out of the court room.
This was all clearly an excuse to google image search garden gnomes.
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