Showing posts with label Philadelphia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Philadelphia. Show all posts

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Phillies Win!!!!















I got a text from my sister last night saying that Broad Street in Philadelphia was on fire, and even though I wasn't watching the World Series, I knew the Phils had taken it home.

The last time the Phillies were in the World Series was in 1993, my sophomore year in High School. All summer our parents would drop me and my girl friends off at Veterans Stadium so we could cruise the stadium in short shorts, eat french fries and um, root for the Phils.

The whole area when effing crazy in the run up to the series, and even crazier when they lost.
Some of the '93 Phillies lived in my town, including Mitch Williams, who gave up the last hit to lose the world series, and the next morning all the kids in my high school were bragging about throwing rocks and eggs at their houses and tearing up their lawns with their cars.
People were seriously upset. Serious as a heart attack at an Alzheimer convention.

It took 15 years but we're back on top!!!! Here's some pictures of the glory and the mayhem.





























Monday, July 7, 2008

Awesome! But also corny, and maybe a little gross














This weekend
, 4th of July weekend, Philadelphia's most popular Ben Franklin impersonator, Ralph Archbold and (I think) the only Betsy Ross impersonator, Linda Wilde got hitched! For reals!

If you've never been to Philadelphia in the summer; the parks dept hires people to walk around the historic Liberty Bell/Independence Hall area in historic garb. This is unfortunate for said historic people because in 1776 it seems people only wore
wool, and like, many pounds of it. Neck to ankle to wrist, plus WIGS!

Archbold is pretty famous as Ben Franklin and does impersonator gigs all over the Delaware Valley. In fact Wilde met him when, for some reason, she hired him to make a toast at her friend's wedding. Sounds like a wild party.

I waited on him a bunch of times when I worked at a breakfast restaurant near Constitution Plaza. He is a very sweaty historical personage. And a bad tipper.

However, they still get my mazel tov because WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES!!!
Mayor Nutter married them and yes, the guys who play Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were at the reception.
Yes, in costume.