The Different Kinds of People That There Are

From the Stranger, Seattle's free weekly rag. Which you should start reading every Thursday when it comes out.

If only because it's edited by Savage Love author Dan Savage, who is my sensei. Oh and because it has a drunk of the week contest with pictures that usually make me laugh out loud.

Oh and also because they sponsor an annual amateur porn film festival called 'Hump'. Well there's lots of reasons really, and the list of 'The Different Kinds of People That There Are' is a good example.

It's really just a list of the different kinds of youngish, white, hipsters there are, since that's what Seattle is full of. From secret trustafarians to obnoxious correcting your word usage types to tech dorks, really the whole gamut. There's also some passing mention of Russian wizards and animals that are really people who got transformed by a witch. But it's tasteful.

I especially like the one about people who don't watch TV since this is a personal pet peeve of mine.
I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT HOW MUCH TV I WATCH.
In fact watching TV is one of my very favorite things to do, so why don't you go ahead and suck it.

Anyway, they're all funny and I'm a little pissed that I wasn't the one to write it so maybe I should go ahead and suck it.