Van Halen...J'Acuse!

You can't just write 'Hot for Teacher' and then expect lady teachers to NOT have sex with their students, am I right?

Oh, you can?

I kid!

But in stone faced seriousness, I'm totally, totally fascinated with lady teacher - male middle school student sex. In a way that's prob way out of sync with the fact that we're talkin' child abuse here.

So without further incriminating comment... here's a bunch of stories about female teachers abusing their students! Wheeee, voyeurism!

Start with this 1st one from Rolling Stone because it's the juiciest and takes place in the dirty Jerz, aka New Jersey. Sex, Lies, and Phys Ed.

These 3 bitches all teach in Florida and were all arrested within 2 weeks of each other. Swamp fever!

In this one The New York Post has the nerve to call Lina Sinha a, '...sultry headmistress' after 2 boys (boys like 12 yrs old) came out with accusations of abuse. She's only being charged with statutory rape.

And from the lady who started the whole fad (drumroll......) an update on Mary Kay Letourneau and her husband Vili who she started dating when he was 12!

If you're not as familiar with their story as I am (by which I mean, intimately) here's a breakdown.
Their relationship is really the Coke Classic, the Air Jordans if you will of school sex scandals.

Enjoy!