PS. Could he be cuter? Any more cute? Of more directly cute decent?
Yeah, this is her real husband, and even though he's not totally in her league looks wise I can def fantasize about doing him.Myers has made some funny movies, but this film could have been written on toilet walls by callow adolescents...He acts as if he’s getting away with something, but in fact all he’s getting away with is selling tickets to a dreary experience...Even his fellow actors seem to realize no one is laughing. That’s impossible, because they can’t hear the audience, but it looks uncannily like they can, and don’t.Hee, hee, that kind of makes me want to see it.
...Which might sum up “The Love Guru” in its entirety but only at the risk of grievously understating the movie’s awfulness. A whole new vocabulary seems to be required. To say that the movie is not funny is merely to affirm the obvious...No, “The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.
Those suckered into seeing this relentless exercise in juvenilia, meanwhile, may well recoil from sports comedies, Bollywood musicals, self-help spiritualists, puns and even characters with beards for the foreseeable future.
...once in a while there is a movie so bad that it takes you to a place beyond good and evil and abandons you there, shivering and alone.
This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 minutes I've ever spent outside a hospital waiting room.
(Me: Mike Myers, slightly preferable to being on dialysis)
Some of the lowest moments involve Sir Ben Kingsley...I've read that Kingsley, who was made a knight of the realm in 2001, often alienates the English press by insisting on the usage of his full title, even in casual social situations. If he's that concerned about maintaining his dignity, he might reconsider taking on roles in which people swordfight with mops soaked in their own piss.
Mops soaked in urine, down right Shakespearian.
''I honestly root against him.'' Penelope Spheeris, who directed Myers in his first film, the 1992 smash Wayne's World, says she has shared war stories with others who've worked with the actor. ''Maybe he could open, like, a children's hospital to clean up his rep,'' she jokes darkly. ''He's got to do something pretty quick.''And then she goes on about a screaming fit he threw because there was no margarine on the set. What????? Bonus insight: He's total besties with Deepak Chopra. Sorry I can't go on, my mind is too occupied with being blown.
George Will wearing a regular tie! I saw it on the news yesterday and I didn't even recognize him for a second!
General Motors is SELLING the Hummer Brand due to rising gas prices. How will you overcompensate this summer!?!Astrophysical plasmas are remarkable for their ubiquity, they they're hardly ever discussed in introductory textbooks or the popular press...A plasmas has freely moving atoms and molecules, just like a gas, but a plasma can conduct electricity as well as lock onto magnetic fields that pass through it. Most atoms within a plasma have had electrons stripped from them by one mechanism or another and the combination of high temperature and low density is such that the electrons only occasionally recombine with their host atoms. Taken as a whole, the plasma remains electrically neutral because the total number of (negatively charged) electrons equals the total number of (positively charged) protons. But inside, plasma seethes with electrical currents and magnetic fields...Um, got that?
(ps. How amazing is Neil deGrasse Tyson?? Why is he not my godfather?)“If I occasionally neglect to cite a theorist, it’s not because I’ve forgotten,” Leon Lederman, another Nobel-winning experimentalist, writes in his chronicle of the search for the Higgs. “It’s probably because I hate him.”Hee, hee, you see experimentalists hate theorists. Scan-dal!!!
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